Month: September 2020
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REJOICE! The kids are actually playing with toys!
Every parent knows that they have *cough* hundreds of dollars in toys malingering in bins and closets. The trick is, you wait long enough and then, oh, sacrifice a white goat while singing “I am the Walrus”, then drag out that box of pretend food. But when they actually play with the food?? Like, in…
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51% Worth It!
It’s known as 51/49 around here, and it refers to something being just barely more “fun” than “shit show”. If my odds of having a successful mission are 51% then I am going for it. Those are the best odds I’m going to get. Ever. I could label it an autism thing, or a three…
CYNTHIA ZORABEDIAN 